squishymohawk:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

its true i’ve done it before 

squishymohawk:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

its true i’ve done it before 

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via otterbelle)

Anonymous asked:

Do you find it weird that some people jerk off to you?

b r u h Answer:

rlmjob:

nah its not that concerning people jerk off to feet and cartoon animals at least im a reasonably attractive person