just some other tumblr asshole

wanna fucking chat? here's my shitty mother fucking chumhandle: marvelousMatic

ladywarhol:

the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward 

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wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

(Source: vayena, via theepicguru)

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cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

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historydepartment:

sir-hathaway:

jrunk:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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i would do anything to have these

THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IMOGEN HEAP EVEN MORE

SHES SO AWESOME

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roachpatrol:

neophyte-redglare:

Gypaète barbu & Fils “Gypaetus barbatus” © Paolo Schwab

that dark vulture looks absolutely convinced that the lighter vulture is a ghost

roachpatrol:

neophyte-redglare:

Gypaète barbu & Fils “Gypaetus barbatus” © Paolo Schwab

that dark vulture looks absolutely convinced that the lighter vulture is a ghost

(via writeroost)

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ocenot:

i got like ten requests for silver bc he has the same voice actor as raiden

ocenot:

i got like ten requests for silver bc he has the same voice actor as raiden

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ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

(via king-snail)

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The most realistic game of all time

The most realistic game of all time

(Source: pixel-life-daily, via dangerdaysofthedaringdoge)

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xelcior:

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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"Give yourself HIV, asshole.
Do it or you’re scum.”

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223, via saiyanhighblood)

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